Urban Poly Princess

I REALLY hope to hell this is what has been keeping me from getting EVERY job I've applied for for over a year. When I was in library school the night before one of my trips I went to Smith's to buy groceries among other things. A security officer said he saw me open a foundation bottle and test some on my hand. I got mad at him because I didn't do that and I swore at him. He said he didn't want to make a big deal out of it and if I just paid for it he would let it go. I was furious and told him there was no way in hell I was going to pay for something I didn't touch. A police officer came and made a report and the security guard actually had the officer search me by patting me down. I asked the security guard several times if he saw me use the foundation. I also asked him if he saw foundation on my hands. He never answered there in the store and instead ignored my question. I ended up appearing in court where the security guard lied and said he saw me use the foundation. I maintained my innocence and the judge sided with me. In Hawaii or on Oahu rather the entire island is one county, Honolulu. My license was suspended for unpaid parking tickets in Salt Lake County mainly thanks to the U,s parking Nazis. When I went to court in Midvale initially while they read the charges for the Smiths incident they also charged me with driving without insurance. I admitted guilty to that but I didn't have 900 in cash. I spent 6 hours in jail and I had taken my lunch hour off to go to court for what I thought might make me a 1/2 hour to an hour late. I also missed my flight to Oregon for the second part of my class weekend. I ended up failing the class and had to take it again. My bishop had to bail me out of jail. It was horrific. Some lady put her finger up my vagina to see if I had drugs there as part of the search they conduct. I kept requesting contact solution to take  My contacts out but they ignored me. I peeded earlier in the initial holding cell but later when I was placed vCard education in the holding cell with 3 other woman and visible cells to all the guards I needed to per but I couldn't bring myself to strip in front of everyone to do that. I had to take my garments off and wear underwear they gave me. I suppose Heavenly Father was watching me even in there because I was so upset when I was told to strip in front of a male guard before I took a shower he told me to wait and a female guard made me lift each boob so she could visually make sure I didn't have anything under each one. This was while I was in the shower so the guard was outside. My bishop was a relative and he used his own money which came to over a thousand. Luckily I had just received my school aid money so I could pay him back immediately and pay the court for my unpaid ticket which generated a warrant and caused me to go to jail in the first place. I try to never think of the most humiliating experience of my life but if I was supposed to answer yes all this time for being convicted of something EVEN if I was absolved of everything later it will explain a whole hell of a lot. I don't think I would have received every job I applied for but LDS Business College told me I was adorable at my teaching demonstration and I felt I got the uta job I applied for also the church history library. Am I up at 3 in the morning recuse of this or have I just not been hired with EVERY job so far? I will definitely find out today. Is Heavenly Father helping me today? I REALLY hope he is.