Urban Poly Princess

David FINALLY told me his conversion story. The way he acts makes more sense to me now. I still can't believe I missed that he served his mission when he was 24.
I know what he will become. His commitment is awesome.

So this girl was talking to Russ while we waited to figure out who was driving. Russ says hi to me and I ask him if he's driving-he says he can if need be-I tell him he's driving and I'm about to get in his car when the girl he was talking to calls shotgun. There is no way I'm sitting in the back of his compact so I   ask bishop if he's driving and go sit with his wife.
This is fine until Camila gets in and sits next to me. I can ignore her only so much before it would be rude for me to do it any more. I just KNOW she's going to bring up David-it's inevitable-SERIOUSLY-what am I supposed to learn from this? She sits next to me at ward temple night last month, she rides with me to our fhe boating activity, attends our last fhe and NOW I'm with her AGAIN???!!! I can't be mean to her even as she just blabs and blabs and blabs-her stories are full of crap or at least that's what it feels like. She made 4-500 a day babysitting. She talks about how amazing her brother is and how much people loved her and kept giving her more money. Her old ward just loved her and can't stop talking about how incredible she was-She potty-trained children the parents didn't train-how she did this-including cleaning urine-REALLY???!!! I wanted to scream or tell her to shut the hell up. She makes her first David reference by telling bishop David's going to give her telephone number to his temple supervisor so she can work in the Logan temple. She reminds me of Michelle only Michelle isn't as bad. Michelle likes to share her dating experiences or ANY experiences because that makes her an expert qualified to tell us. I know why they do it. I know they don't feel like they are enough so they lie to make themselves feel better. I know this BUT I still want to scream!!!-On the way home it gets worse. Camila apologizes for talking too much. Sis. Johnson says it's alright. Bishop and I say nothing. I hear more than I ever wanted to know about her brother and his marriage from hell, marine career-wife who had a difficult life, signed away her parental rights BUT her brother wants to adopt the boy. Next she talks about her fiance-how she's tried to delete pictures of them together but it won't work. It would be easier to believe her if everything she said didn't just sound like crap. Bishop and his wife are being sweet so I try by telling her if she prays heavenly father will give her the comfort she needs. SO MY REWARD for TRRRYYYing to be nice???!!! She says and I quote, "I like David NEAL," BECAUSE he reminds me of my X-fiance." That was NEAL-just in case I didn't get which one she was talking about! Yes I actually know another one in the ward now. David not only looks like him, she says, he also says things he would say. We all ignore this HUGE comment and change the subject. Not to worry, Camila's not done. She asks why some pregnant women wear their aprons below their bellies. It reminded me of when she asked David if some guy had some disease because of the way he was going bald-oh no, how could I forget, she asks David if some guy in the ward pulls his hair out. How the hell is he supposed to know something that specific and stupid. I tell her she is so random. STUPID ME-she has a story for that. What did I do to deserve this???!!! MayB my patience is being refined. How does someone turn out like that.
I would've rather spent time with David, instead I spend it with one of his psychotic fans