Urban Poly Princess

The chapel was packed with lots of grey-haired people AND I didn't really want to go in the first place SO I LEFT. I'm going to make a chocolate cake because yes why the hell not???!!! I read my scriptures. Maybe it's that time of the month. I sure hope so and it better begin right away. I feel hormonal AND I want chocolate ALTHOUGH I ALWAYS WANT CHOCOLATE. How could they NOOOT have chocolate or rather Rocky Road today at Linger Longer???!!! AND YES, THAT UPSETS ME!!! BECAUSE THAT MAKES SOOO MUCH SENSE. WE SHOULD ALWAYS BE PSYCHOTIC ABOUT NOT HAVING CHOCOLATE. WHAT AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE.

WHY DO I HAVE TO RECOGNIZE HOW PSYCHOTIC I'M FEELING. DON'T I GET TO ENJOY MY CRAY CRAY!!! I feel like crying and there's nothing to cry about.