Urban Poly Princess

My Elders' quorum president is getting married tomorrow but celebrates starting today. ALSO my friend has a campfire birthday up some canyon. REALLY not hard for me to decide on that. FINALLY my new director and my job is having graduation at our new location the Riverwoods Conference Center. I know it would be best to attend graduation and my idea of fun is sooo not up some canyon grilling. Socially, I should probably go there BUUUT let's see, no AC, everyone keeping it casual in the woods, AGAIN, NOT MY IDEA OF FUN. Doesn't anyone want to go out somewhere? I know Logan nightlife sucks BUUUT REALLY???!!! I am sooo glad trek started AFTER I was out of YW. Why on earth do people intentionally do camping type things when there are restaurants all over the place??? OK... maybe not on the damn farm. This is actually very easy to decide. I can swing by Devin's wedding, come home and park my car, then walk over to graduation since it's just across the street from me. It'll be nice to see the students and my boss without looking like a dog and with some makeup on my sickly self this week. I LIKE TO DRESS UP!!! I LOOOVE STILLETTOS AND I AM GOING TO START DOING THE RIVER WALK AGAIN, YES, THIS IS A WALK ON A TAR-PAVED PATH IN BEAUTIFUL SURROUNDINGS!!! I can do it on my lunch hour. More than enough nature for me.

Later this month someone invited me to a party with ALL the girls annoying used to and probably still flirts with from my old ward. SERIOUSLY???!!! Because I purposely want to hang out with and be part of his harem. He's probably making an appearance there. AND the married one too???!!! ALSO outdoors. Watch annoying flirt the entire time in an environment that calls for tennis shoes and me to purchase a camping chair???!!! Get a grip. I had enough of that in his FHE group. It's probably the married one who should get a damn life and stop inviting me to crap I'm NEVER going to attend. I'm not an idiot and this isn't the first time she's pulled this. THIS IS MY LAST SUMMER ON THE FARM, THIS IS MY LAST SUMMER ON THE FARM, THIS IS MY LAST SUMMER ON THE FARM!!!

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